So these “chemtrails” we see day in and day out are actually a figment of our imagination. Well, surprise, surprise, I have already made contact with these non-existent planes, they have already done a demonstration for me to prove that they are, yes, they are spraying and they do exist. I actually managed to get the ‘observer plane’ to circle me three times by waving at him – yes, he was that low – and on his third circle he tipped his wings to say goodbye. Or perhaps I dreamt it all. Perhaps we are all hypnotised and are having one big nightmare.

Well, all I can say is that its foolish to think that to continue to deny this spraying is even taking place and then to say it must continue makes me wonder about how sane these people are. They have totally failed to realise that either way we will become extinct, if not through the warming effect they say they are trying to stop but the spray will kill the very plants that keep us alive.

Its like Total Recall – we will have to live in bubbles and make our own oxygen.